Liberal Jackassery

Liberal Jackassery ( part 1 )

 By: Madeline Deneen

Before the lib bashing begins, I have to hand it to them, they may be stupid, but at least they know what they are. Jackasses. They know it and they embrace it. Out of all the amazing creatures to select from the animal kingdom, they so fittingly chose the ass to represent them.

Although the competition was tough, I have finally paired my list down to 3 libs in the running for the “Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year” award. Texas democrat Sheila Jackson Lee made the cut; however, deciding on which 2014 faux pas was incredibly difficult…

 

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Historian)

 

Earlier this year liberal jackass Sheila Jackson Lee took the House floor and literally changed history when she referenced the beginning of the country and claimed, “We have lasted some 400 years, operating under a Constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not.” Yes, you read that correctly. A U.S. Representative actually believes our Constitution predates the pilgrims…need I say more? No, but I will anyway. If she were a doctor she’d perform heart surgery on your kidney! The U.S. Representative who somehow managed to graduate from Yale (three cheers for affirmative action!) displays a disturbing level of liberal jackassery on a regular basis. And for the record, the Constitution was signed on September 17, 1787, making it 226 years old, jackass!

 

Michelle Nunn (Color-blind)

 

Georgia lib running for U.S. Senate Michelle Nunn experienced the misfortune of having her confidential campaign strategy leaked and damn is it a goldmine of liberal jackassery! The campaign plan demonstrates a tremendous degree of liberal racism, I know, an oxymoron right? Wrong! The plan describes Jews as a “tremendous financial opportunity” and Asians as “very tight.” In addition, the campaign clearly feels very confident about support from the media, actually predicting that the media will even notify them of republican opponents’ attacks in advance. Don’t believe me? Here’s another direct quote, “Often we will have fair warning and can work to kill or muddy the story.” So much for libs insisting the “liberal media bias” is a myth. Nunn is a smart liberal jackass, (now THAT’s an oxymoron) using it to her advantage, so I do have to hand it to her for being the most honest contender for the “Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year” award.

 

Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Soebarkah Obama (Average Joe)

 

Naturally Obummer made the list too. Obama, (or whatever his name is) and liberal jackasses alike often push the “party of the people” narrative, misrepresenting themselves as people just like you, who understand the hardship faced by the common man, when in reality nearly everyone in congress is a millionaire. It’s always entertaining when a lib jackass attempts this cheap appeal to the ‘average Joe’ and accidentally exposes just how out of touch they really are. Our bogus POTUS revealed how ‘down with the people’ he really is a few months ago when he made this pandering comment to a ‘hard hit’ woman: “When I see you, I’m reminded of when Michelle and I were starting off early on, and Michelle calling me in tears because we had just lost the nanny and we had no idea whether we were going to be able to replace her with somebody.” How effing clueless can you be? If losing the nanny is your biggest problem, congratulations! You’ve made it! You can no longer consider yourself or your problems ‘common.’ In my opinion, this ridiculous attempt to empathize with an average American parent who can only dream of having a nanny is just as laughable as Obama’s fellow lib aristocrat Hillionaire Clinton’s “dead broke” remark. What next Obama? You hate when the difference between fairway and rough is hard to discern?

 

And the award goes to…

Well we still have a little over 4 months to go before the year is up, and something tells me we can count on some more prime liberal jackassery for 2014. So brace yourself for the winner of the “Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year” award at the end of the year!

 

About Madeline Deneen

Madeline is a staunch pro liberty writer who attends the University of Nebraska at Lincoln. She's 18 years old and already very involved in local campaigns and activities on and off campus. She will be contributing to the Facebook page and writing articles for PIE on a regular basis.
  • http://theblacksphere.net/ Kevin Jackson

    This is pure genius! Way to go, Madeline!

    • infadelicious

      Great to see you on tv this past week Kevin. Keep spreading the sanity. America needs all the sanity it can get right now

      • http://www.thefreedomtrainusa.com/ FreedomTrainUSA

        It was too bad that Juan Williams wouldn’t shut his mouth and let Kevin Finish Speaking…Of course Juan is the typical BRAIN DEAD LIBERAL with a Big Mouth…

        • pj4me

          Ohhhh, I can’t agree more! I’m sick ad nauseam of seeing this guy being common place somewhere on FOX!!! Last night I started to watch O’Reilly and SHUT HIM OFF because he had Juan hosting it. This guy dominates ANY conversation and no one shuts him up! When I see him ANYWHERE, I shut him off.

          • http://www.thefreedomtrainusa.com/ FreedomTrainUSA

            Anytime Juan is on Fox…depending on the situation…I either hit the MUTE BUTTON until he is done…or the Channel Changer…

        • toddyo1935

          I have to believe Roger Ailes keeps Williams and Colmes around to appear fair and balanced. There can be no other logical reason. I know where my mute button is too.

          • http://www.thefreedomtrainusa.com/ FreedomTrainUSA

            Add Geraldo Rivera to that list of Liberals

          • CatoYounger

            Kind of interesting isn’t it? How many conservatives have a prominent place at the other networks?

        • infadelicious

          Everyone knows Juan will follow Obama no matter what. It has to be skin color and Juan is a racist. Why would anyone still stick up for Obama? Why? Give me one reason, just one. Just like Geraldo rivera when a criminal is latino, you know which side he’s taking and all facts be d*mned! Once in awhile Juan’s facade cracks a little and while in the middle of bleating out yet another memorized chant defending Obama , he looks like he is about to cry. I think even he knows the messiah is in fact a pariah.

    • http://www.downtoearththinking.com/ Down to Earth Thinking

      Your appearance on Fox was excellent, I got a kick out of it when you laughed on air and smirked in reply to Juan. You made him look like the buffoon he is at times, very cool headed indeed !

    • Madeline Deneen

      Thanks Kevin!

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  • happyvoter1

    You are the man and I am white!

    • infadelicious

      Ummm I think if you are white , that makes you ‘ the man’. LOL

  • autrypma

    Very good, I laughed at these instead of almost crying when I see what Obama has done next!! Infadelicious is right..keep spreading the sanity. we need it !!

  • ProfDees

    I teach at college and I just knew that all of the Millennial kids out there were not hopeless…thank, er…ah…dare I say it……hmmmm…..yes…GOD.

    • pj4me

      Yes, before this I thought ALL OF THEM were hard-core liberals! Didn’t know any conservative thinkers were out there. Maybe they ought to begin to voice their opinions more, and HELP us older folks TRY and save this Nation!

  • conc11111

    not jackass but dumbass

  • pj4me

    EXCELLENT!!! You hit the target on this one!

  • Tagdogs

    Love it! We need to see more of this blunt and to the point articles about the stupid comments the far left is making day in and day out.

  • bdcorvette

    I can’t wait! A&&holes all!

  • colsooonscoorner

    I love the hardship story by obumma. We lost out nanny. Oh tragedy, you had a nanny. We never did, bet most of the population hasn’t had either. My heart bleeds for your massive tragedy, poor michell, poor barry. You must have suffered soooooo!!! Give me a BREAK!!!

    • UnknownRider

      Reminds me of (delusional Democrat dumbass) Demi Moore saying, after having her first child, that no new mother should have difficulty losing weight or otherwise coping with new motherhood. Of course, Ms. Moore didn’t have to get up at night with her baby; a squadron of nannies did it.

    • CatoYounger

      Michelle worked hard, don’t you know, at that $300,000 community liaison position for that hospital in Chicago. Its a position that never existed until Barry became a senator, and then it just went away when she moved to the presidential campaign. They have no concept of how we live or how hard we have to work.

  • PAWatcher

    Jackassery- my new favorite word! Of course to be used only with the party with the jackass symbol.

  • Pendy1

    Where is Rep. Hank (Guam will tip over) Johnson, D(umb)-GA?


    And don’t forget the assertion of Ms. Jackson Lee, D(umb)-TX, that the Dems never tried to impeach Bush, when she co-sponsored the impeachment bill.

    • UnknownRider

      Go easy on the author. One can easily get lost in the ocean of liberal jackassery.

    • Madeline Deneen

      I’ll give him a shoutout soon!

  • Cheyenne Kid

    Good to know somebody else takes after me with great wit and cynicism but yet does it with brutal honesty and truth. Kudos to you in the highest!

  • UnknownRider

    I want to hear a Millennial talk about the plethora of lies told to them in public schools, from the hateful “People’s History of the United States” by socialist Howard Zinn to the notion that it is “wrong and unfair” (a so-called “educator” told our group of parents in 1994) to pin a child down to one correct answer on a math problem.

    • Madeline Deneen

      I will definitely get to this!

  • http://www.lisacbrown.scentsy.us/ LisaCBrown

    It would definitely be funny if it weren’t so darn sad (& scary!) that these are the people attempting to gain more & more control over Americans’ lives. My husband & I were just discussing Affirmative Action. IMO, the narrative behind it is this: “We (The Liberal Powers That Be) do not believe that anyone of color is intelligent enough, (nor driven, savvy, etc.) to be held to the same standards as Caucasians. Therefore we must lower the standards in the schools, universities, workplaces, etc. to their level.”
    REALLY?! Is there ANYTHING more condescending & racistYet, people like me, who DO believe in a colorblind society where each person is judged by the content of their character, their test scores, their achievements & so on, are the ones labeled as racists!

    • happyvoter1

      Wait until we start lowering our standards for the Mexican population! OUr cultural standards are also brought down to their level with our young people wanting to emulate the the black rappers and the dress!

      • CatoYounger

        Yep, racialism along with the welfare system has almost destroyed our pop culture. The welfare system has provided the money to make millionaires out of rappers, and the racialism has created the perfect “rebellion” for suburban white kids. They can act like a thug, and when their parents call them out on acting like a thug, the kids accuse their parents of being racist and say they were just acting black don’t you know. Its the perfect rebellion. You get to piss your parents off and not really face any consequences. Well, that doesn’t work in my house, but I see it happening all over.

    • CatoYounger

      Its like when black people call other black people “acting white” for trying to get an education, dressing nice, and acting courteously. So, what they are really doing is putting down their own race!

  • REDRUM777

    BRAVO!! Great work, Madeline…where’s part 2?

    • Madeline Deneen

      It’s coming!

  • CharacterHasNoColor

    The current, carrying each and every Dem/Prog/Lib cabal member is this:
    (D) means DEATH – It’s what they live and lie for.

  • http://www.downtoearththinking.com/ Down to Earth Thinking

    No question we all live in massive illusions. I write about it continuously at my site ! They are created to be control mechanisms and there is a pattern to it and a source of power that is used !

    The illusions are not just political , they are many and touch every aspect of our lives.

  • JenniferP

    Well done! Keep using your brain. Nice work. You should do one on the RINOs too.

    • Madeline Deneen

      I definitely will! Brace yourself McCain

  • Up Huff

    Marvelous! Can’t wait for the next installment, which shouldn’t be long considering it’s the Party of Reid, Pelosi, Biden, and a whole constellation-full of jackasses. Or is it Jackasses?
    Please expedite all future “Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year” mail to my in-box!

  • Bryce Rowe

    this is fucking awesome madeline!!!my dad is showing it to all his friends lol

  • jonsen

    Brilliant! Barry’s old Nanny just read this to me and I’m in stitches!

  • athrillofhope

    Geez, how on earth did you wade through all of the self-defeating, self-worshiping ideological PC-speak without hanging yourself? You must have felt like a mosquito at a nudist colony.

    • Madeline Deneen

      It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it 😉

  • Mitch

    Madeline, you are my new favorite writer! all of you should check out this one she wrote http://politicalillusionsexposed.com/many-liberals-take-screw-light-bulb/, scary stuff. & http://politicalillusionsexposed.com/illinois-obamas-utopia-prison/ this one’s funny, & she just wrote this one on liberal academia: http://politicalillusionsexposed.com/smart-girl-leaves-class-left/! Keep it up Madeline, I am so impressed! How old are you?

    • Madeline Deneen

      Thank you! And turning 19 on Friday!

      • Mitch

        unbelievable! happy almost birthday!