Mission Impossible: Hillary Clinton plans to show more ‘humor and heart’

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Once again, we are getting a “new and improved” Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail. Seriously? This woman’s campaign is getting more reboots than a Batman movie.

According to an article by The New York Times, Clinton advisors and aides are trying to address Clinton’s frosty image by making her appear more human. Good luck with that. From the article:

They want to show her humor. The self-effacing kind (‘The hair is real, the color isn’t,’ she said of her blond bob recently, taking note of Mr. Trump) has played better than her sarcastic retorts, such as when she asked if wiping a computer server was done ‘with a cloth.’

They want to show her heart, like the time she comforted former drug addicts in a school meeting room in New Hampshire.

Every couple of months, we get this “campaign reboot” from the Clinton camp in an effort to make her more likable. It never works. The only way I see Clinton getting more heart and humor is if her staff sacrifices a female virgin on an altar in the Clinton Presidential Library. Hillary can get her heart and sense of humor, and Bill gets the rest.

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