Top 10 Picks to Replace Holder

The White House administration has a great opportunity to restore some credibility as they replace Eric Holder for the Attorney General position. Here are a few people we think should be on the President’s short list.

 

1. Phoenix Wright

phoenix wright

No one points a finger at injustice like Phoenix.

2. Sam the Eagle

Sam the Eagle

This straight-talking patriot would make sure things get done around here.

3. Captain America

captain america

If anyone is concerned with the welfare of the state, Captain America is. Plus that whole superhero thing is an added bonus.

4.  Perry Mason

perry mason

Truth, justice, and a household name.

5. Vinny Gambini

vinny gambini

Vinny wouldn’t mince words, or get wrapped up with political shenanigans, he’d just focus on winning for America.

6. Captain Ray Holt

Captain Ray Holt

A man with secret depths who commands the loyalty of the team around him. Bonus: he might be a robot.

7. Atticus Finch

Atticus Finch

No injustice will stand with Atticus in charge.

8. Elle Woods

elle woods

The Attorney General’s office could use a woman’s touch. Elle has the brains to get the job.

9. Denny Crane

Denny Crane

As he will tell you, the greatest lawyer in history.

10. Harvey Birdman

harvey birdman

The man, the bird, the legend.

 

About Katrina Jorgensen

Katrina Jorgensen is a devoted advocate for Millennial issues with deep concerns over the direction of America's foreign policy. She seeks to promote political education and empowerment for her generation. You can find her on Twitter @Veribatim. With her focus on Eurasia, Katrina acts as Senior Foreign Policy Advisor to the Young Republican National Federation, part of their International Committee. She is a writer and communication specialist in her day job. She regularly contributes to conservative blogs such as Red Alert and IJReview. She has worked as freelance journalist for think tanks, major media outlets and print newspapers. For 6 years, she ran her own web design and consulting company in Texas. Her true passion is non-profits. Katrina has worked for and advised multiple international NGOs. She volunteers her time and provides marketing advice to local charities and other not-for profit-organizations. Katrina also loves reading wonky foreign policy blogs, instgramming her cooking experiments, losing herself in a fiction novel, and exploring new places with her husband, Kai.