The White House administration has a great opportunity to restore some credibility as they replace Eric Holder for the Attorney General position. Here are a few people we think should be on the President’s short list.
1. Phoenix Wright
No one points a finger at injustice like Phoenix.
2. Sam the Eagle
This straight-talking patriot would make sure things get done around here.
3. Captain America
If anyone is concerned with the welfare of the state, Captain America is. Plus that whole superhero thing is an added bonus.
4. Perry Mason
Truth, justice, and a household name.
5. Vinny Gambini
Vinny wouldn’t mince words, or get wrapped up with political shenanigans, he’d just focus on winning for America.
6. Captain Ray Holt
A man with secret depths who commands the loyalty of the team around him. Bonus: he might be a robot.
7. Atticus Finch
No injustice will stand with Atticus in charge.
8. Elle Woods
The Attorney General’s office could use a woman’s touch. Elle has the brains to get the job.
9. Denny Crane
As he will tell you, the greatest lawyer in history.
10. Harvey Birdman
The man, the bird, the legend.